1000 views in a day!

So yesterday we had over 1000 hits on the blog which was pretty amazing. I would personally like to thank all of our sponsors and all of those here on the campsite and abroad who are following us.

"Boys this shit is tight. This is the best blog I've ever read. You make me complete!" (Gough. C, Canadian Team Captain, 2011)

"Wow this blog is crazy cool. It is in no way over the line as I have managed to read the clearly pointed out 'unofficial' part of the title. If I could write something this amazing I could die a happy man" (Davis. M, Future Doppel World Champion, All Round Great Guy, 2011)*

*Some of these quotes may be enitrely fictitious, but I'm fairly sure this is what they'd say if we asked them

Oh the joys of an empty airfield....

Seeing as pretty much everyone landed out the airfield is very empty. I'm currently sitting on my own having a beer waiting for anybody to turn up so I can do something. Just spoke to Johnno who's still got to go and have dinner before bringing back mini possom for some 18th birthday loving

Land outs

Just got back from a bit of a nightmare retrieve for Luke. Trying to get the trailer into the field his turbo hose broke so he had to botch some repairs on the car, and then the field was knee high stubble but really thick so I now have lots cuts on my legs and hands.
Driving back we saw Ali and Coxy on their way out to get Matt and from what I can tell all our guys have landed out but I'm not entirely sure. All of the club class field landed out.

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My side of the story

It started with us going back to yesterday before we went and played mini-golf next to the Australians house. Due to the fact that Andy was being annoying we decided the best course of action was to throw him in the Swiss Pool. I'm beginning to think the Swiss are having regrets bringing it.

Andy and his man handlers

 The splash

Andy and Benny lapping up the moment

 At the Mini golf Oli found his quiet place.

Ben Teeing off

Once we became bored of the invisible golf we found the childrens playground. Ben turned into Peado mode and found it hilarious to swing in the toddlers swing. Hence below.

 Ben in the kiddie swing

Andy in his new home

So after the golf etc we went back to chez Mad dog and watched some rubbish American programmes (How I met your Mother) and I was so tired that I was sent to bed by Andy picking me up and carrying me to his bed. I awoke 2 hours later with Chris, Canadian Team captain, naked cuddling me and the Mad dogs videoing it all. Brilliant! We then left to go to the International evening, we being me and the Aussies/ Canadians, and I was wearing the Aussie team shirt underneath my Brit jacket. It didn't take long before I whipped it out and caused a mini riot. I think it was this that stared the impressive shirt swapping as others were jealous.

I can't remember whether Ben informed you but shortly after arriving last night Axel, the Director, wanted me to be the DJ with some of my cheesy 80's classics. This was accompanied by gliding videos that Chopper was putting on the main projector so that was cool. Although apparently we had some complaints from some senior members of the organisation because it was thought that it may have encouraged lower finishes.
After playing music for 5 hours Some of the more drunk people, i.e. the French, started to become slightly rowdy and one decided he wanted t fight me. Apparently he didn't speak or understand my English because he was French, meanwhile he had been saying all of this in perfect English. What a dick. Anyway, I cant go on as there hasn't been any complaint made officially yet but will update you.

There were also some antics with certain foreigners again but I can definitely not write about those, although most people on site already know. All I can say is that being given a present from Daddy Davis as a pack of condoms gives it away a bit. And no Mum, I'm not going to be a Dad any time soon.

Last night

Last night was amazing - lots of free food and alcohol, although some of the alcohol was fairly disgusting (salty sambuca from Finland for example) but everyone had a good time.
There was a lot of shirt swapping so I'm currently wearing Mad Dog's Australia shirt which I want to keep, but I gave him my jacket which is worth more so I'm going to have to give it back
The Austrian team, who were happy with their spot at the bottom of the campsite away from the noise, came back to their tents underwater so they've had to dig a trench and cover the area in hay to stop it from flooding
The german girls, who are all skinny, have some lovely tight fitting german flag dresses which I was sporting on the grid today, so I imagine there will be some pictures of me soon which don't leave much to the imagination.
Today is unofficial Australia day for mini possom's 18th birthday so he may well die tonight, or he may have the best night of his life as he's been putting in the ground work with two blonde twins who are coming back tonight just for his birthday....
Anyway I'll let Ali tell some stories but here are some pictures until then

Us in Australia shirts

Austrian trench

 Flooded Austrian camp

 Hay lined Austrian camp

 Austrian moustaches

 Austrlians looking sexy

Sorry about the delay peeps

The internet is so bad so there has been little opportunity to update the blog so apologies for that. Just launched our club class boys off on a racing task.... same old same old for turn points. We have plenty of photos to upload from yesterday and last night as well as plenty of comedy stories to tell, so stay tuned as we have to go launch the standards.

Ali has been outdone

Erich has grown a better comedy tache, and I think it's worthy of the blog