I'm broken

Last night me and Ali decided skinny-dipping in the club paddling pool would be a good idea, but the bad news is that the wet grass outside the pool was slippery, and after a comedy slip I was in A&E until 5am and now have my arm in a cast. I'm currently typing this one handed and it's painfully slow. Good news is that they rang this morning and said it isn't broken, but everyone heard a crack so it could well be ligaments......